I submitted this story to Website Magazine a few months ago and only now found out it got published on their site. Strangely, I provided a print version and longer site version, and they put the shorter print version on their site... Anyway, it's interesting.

"As an online business owner, I imagine that this morning you woke up, checked your email for about 20 minutes, approved several actions by your vendor partners, then walked out to the beach and sunbathed for the rest of the day. No? But wasn’t that the dream?"